BlockRock Inc
Terms and Conditions
These Terms and Conditions govern the banking products, deposit accounts, and electronic services provided by BlockRock Inc to its clients. Please read this document carefully and retain a copy for your records.
Effective Date
1 January 2025
Last Updated
15 May 2025
Table of Contents
1. Account Eligibility
Server Status: You must be an active player with a whitelisted, registered Minecraft account in good standing.
Factions & Guilds: Group accounts are permitted, provided a designated Leader is appointed as the primary account owner.
Banishment: If you are permanently banned from the server by administration, your eligibility immediately expires.
2. Account Opening and Maintenance
Identity Verification: Accounts must match your exact in-game username; nicknames or alt accounts require separate registration.
Minimum Balance: A starting deposit of 5 Iron Ingots is required to keep the account active and open.
Dormancy: Accounts left untouched for over 90 real-world days will be marked inactive and charged a maintenance fee of 1 Coal per month.
3. Deposits and Withdrawals
Accepted Currency: We accept physical standard commodities, specifically Iron Ingots, Gold Ingots, Diamonds, and Netherite Scraps. Alternative items may be accepted at bankers discretion.
Processing Times: Deposits placed into the physical bank vault chest system clear instantly upon verification by a BlockRock Teller.
Daily Limits: Withdrawals are capped at 64 Diamond Blocks (one full stack) per Minecraft-day unless scheduled 24 Minecraft hours in advance.
4. Electronic Services
Redstone Banking: Access to automated dispenser ATMs and physical hopper deposit drops is available 24/7, barring server lag (ATMs currently unavailable).
System Glitches: BlockRock is not liable for items lost due to server crashes, unexpected rollbacks, or chunk loading errors.
5. Privacy and Data Protection
Coordinates Privacy: The exact location of your personal physical safety deposit box will never be shared with other players.
Ledger Public Transcripts: Transaction histories are strictly confidential, except when requested by Investors or board subject to Founder approval.
Data Security: Your account balance data is safely stored in an off-site, creeper-proof Redstone database hidden at bedrock level.
6. Liability Limitations
Creeper Damage: BlockRock is exempt from liability for assets destroyed by rogue mob explosions, lava floods, or fire spread.
Griefing and Raids: In the event of an unauthorized base raid, the bank covers a maximum of 50% of documented losses.
Inventory Glitches: We do not reimburse blocks lost to chunk errors, server rollbacks, or inventory clearing bugs.
7. Governing Law
Server Rules: These terms are governed strictly by the BlockRock Board and their morality.
Dispute Resolution: All financial arguments or vault disputes must be brought before the BlockRock Board or Founder.
Tribunal Decrees: Decisions made by the BlockRock Board and Founder regarding fraud or theft are final and cannot be appealed.
8. Amendments to Terms
Patch Notes: BlockRock reserves the right to modify these terms following server updates, map resets, or economy rebalances.
Notification: Changes will be posted publicly on the server channel or via an in-game book mailing.
Acceptance: Continuing to deposit items or use bank services after an update constitutes full acceptance of the new terms.
9. Contact Information
In-Game Mail: Send a signed Book and Quill to the “BlockRock Mailbox” located at TBD
Staff Contact: For urgent matters regarding stolen vaults, contact Head Banker GatorWine Chief Financial Teller (CFT).
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